crazyaboutshaymitchell:

HANNA MARIN’S GUIDE TO BODYGUARDING:

LEVEL 1: Oblivious friends make negative comments
ACTION: Counteract with positive comment.

LEVEL 2: Emily is sad.
ACTION: Get her drunk.

LEVEL 3: Friend is insensitive of Emily’s feelings
ACTION: Put that bitch in her place.

LEVEL 4: Douches harass Emily.
ACTION: Shut that shit down.

LEVEL 5: Asshole makes Emily cry.
ACTION: RIP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF.

that’s why I love Hanna

(,: love these two